June 2005 Archives

I was considering taking the kids to the redneck riviera (Panama City) during my vacation at the end of next month, but maybe fucking not.

Don't know where I am going to go, but I won a contest (tied actually with one of the guys I trained recently) at work for a gift certificate on Expedia. Since it looks like we are going to be splitting the prize, that means somewhere around $750. Maybe I will take the kids to Disney World. Have to check prices for tickets, but I know that camping in the park is somewhere around $35 a night, and I can rent a damn SUV for the trip from Armada Vans for about $300 for the week. Will have to start looking I guess.

Since the state of Georgia has seen fit to legalize the sale of fireworks, I had to stop at Wal-Mart (Hell yeah) and pick some up for the fourth. Might even fire some off before then. Having a barbecue on Saturday since Stephanie's sister is going to be in town. Hell, I might even have to fire a couple off tonight. BTW any of the Georgia bloggers that are bored shitless and almost to Alabama is more than welcome to stop in and have a couple (or several) brews and whatever the hell else Stephanie is going to cook. I have to work until at least 3pm on Saturday, but should be home shortly thereafter.

Listening to the MD.45 album The Craving. It is pretty damn good. Unfortunately it is the re-mastered version, so Dave Mustaine is doing the vocals rather than Lee Ving. Anyone that knows where I might find an original copy, please send me an email.

Stephanie and the kids left for Hilton Head this morning, to return on Tuesday afternoon. Don't have to wait for the kids to be in bed to surf for porn and mp3's. :p

Actually it just means that I will spend more time at work this week. That is a good thing because they just doubled me up, opening a new store 1.8 miles from mine. It's hitting me for about 20% of my sales right now. My paycheck is going to suck for a couple of months until they have chased their business back to me. That is one of the benefits of having been in this job for 18+ years, I actually know what I am doing and can pretty much keep a good, stable staff, where this new store has a brand new manager, with mostly brand new employees, rather than someone with experience.

there's a sinister feeling brewing
bout a women and her non-stop yap
in a couple weeks she'll be stewing
bait the hook of a tender trap spend
your money on countless reasons
brick-a-brack that cannot be used
snivel on the ground that she walks on
give an inch and that women wants two
the trouble today with women
the mouth don't stop
there's an older one yakity-yack
husband's credit cards let her shop
there's a younger one gums keep flappin'
will the jawbone never stop
there's an older one she need screwin'
never in your life no not me
will the women's mouth never cease
the trouble today with women
the mouth don't stop

I just have to say that Sam Adams Hefewizen kicks ass. Makes me want to listen to Fear.

You can find some really fucking sick shit on the internet, like this
Thanks to Velociman (the local shit-meister) for the link.

...but I could have told you that. The part that really surprised was the Satanism >: Guess that is the libetarian in me.

You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe. agnosticism 100% Satanism 79% atheism 67% Buddhism 50% Hinduism 50% Paganism 42% Judaism 33% Islam 33% Christianity 8% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

....kill a fat chick. Hey, I think that's one of my third shift waitresses!! Thanks to Bane for the link.

Mmm? Fast food chain offers whale burgers - Food Inc. - MSNBC.com

Yes, I have been married for 17 years, but I would still do her.

RollingStone.com: The Body & Soul of Jessica Alba : News

Ran across this thanks to a link at /.
The Onion 2056

The post over here has nothing whatsoever to do with this subject (well, mostly not anyway), but that is probably the best advice that any man could ever be given in TEN lifetimes. Thanks dude. BTW, nice rack.

learn to eat pussy like a retard.

Another runner-up for the Darwin Awards.

FOXNews.com - U.S. & World - Woman Dumped Into Garbage Truck

But I keep on taking the stupid quizzes anyway. Thanks to Dax for this one.

Apparently I am going to die by poison (posion according to the quiz) because I am a glutton and it will be so easy to slip into my meal.

I pre-ordered the Foo Fighters new album on iTunes a few weeks ago. I was released today, so I went ahead and downloaded it. I was never a huge Nirvana fan, they are ok, and the same goes for the Foo Fighters. They are pretty good, but not GREAT. The new album is actually pretty good though. Sitting here listening to it on Meedio right now.

The AnarchAngel: Team Infidel

Oh my god, check this out. DO NOT VISIT if you are easily offended, or a follower of Islam.

Thanks to Toys in the Attic (formerly North Georgia Dogma) for the link. I haven't laughed this hard all day.

Dog Snot Diaries

Don't know if this is true or not, but if so, fuck Barry Bonds.

One of my employees came in to pick up her paycheck yesterday afternoon dressed like this . When she came in I though that she had her fucking nightgown on. I don't have a problem with different clothing, but there are places where it is appropriate and where it is not. I would certainly not wear my swimming trunks or my damn boxers to work, just as I wouldn't wear a suit and tie to the beach.

I guess part of it is just what people get used to, and define that as acceptable. Some people are going to look fucking stupid no matter how they are dressed anyway.

What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as it hits your windshield?

Found this link at spoons. I did awful, but that is a good thing considering most of the crap that was on the radio in the 80's. Give me some Manowar, Armored Saint, Sabbath, Maiden, or Priest andy day.

The Spoons Experience: Guess you broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn't ya!.

Very much so. The net is a very nice luxury in my life, but that is all it is, a luxury.

The internet is shit

Maddox just has this way of putting things. So subtle and tactful, I yearn to learn from him :P

Check it out:
I hate Cameron Diaz

This was great. I will try and upload the mpeg to my server in the morning, but in the meantime, check it out at Toys in the Attic.

Toys in the Attic - formerly North Georgia Dogma

It's been a year since I have done any skinning. May have to start working on updating a coupe of my older ones, and improving them. That is always relaxing. Looked at Deviantart and I haven't posted anything there in a couple of years. Damn. Time goes by too fast.

I've been lazy this week and haven't posted in several days (obviously), so of course rather than have any free time yesterday, my motherboard or CPU went south. Spent most of the afternoon trying to track down the problem. I finally ended up pulling the hard drives and put them in something else. Now I probably need a new MB/CPU, but it is just going to have to wait.